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Do the right thing

Cable companies suck. I’ve been piggybacking on a coupla’ unsecured local wireless accounts, but know this has to end. One, I’m freeloading, and two, it’s not all that reliable. (And for the record,...

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We play that we’re actors on a movie screen

I have to get rid of my computer. I’m not going to do that. The internet, then. Save me some money. Not going to happen. No, I will keep my computer and my broadband and I will continue to waste time...

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Even kids with chickenpox

You ever bite into a brat and look at it? (A bratwurst, you perv! Bratwurst!) Well, it’s a bad idea—no, not the bratwurst, not if you’re a meat-eater (which I no longer am, but once was)—but the...

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Every move you make

Move along, people, nothing to see here. Yeaaaah, not so much: Because who wasn’t reading those stories [about the Boston bombing]? Who wasn’t clicking those links? But my son’s reading habits combined...

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I hate you, you hate me

This is a nightmare-in-waiting: a human-rating app. And it’s called peeple. (Of course it is.) “So, you can’t please everybody, but if you’re a business owner, or you’re a professional, or you’re that...

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